Saturday Is Like a Wild Party – Desorden de Cada Sábado

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Baseball Saturday Is Like a Wild Party – Desorden de Cada Sábado by Juan Vené January 25, 2025 “That guy hits good fastballs very well. That’s why I only throw bad fastballs at him” … Larry Andersen. Coral Gables, Florida ( VIP-WIRE ) – A Knowledgeable and Shrewd Prie st Tito’s Trench. A well-dressed lady was on a flight from Ireland to Miami; and asked a priest who was next to her to do her a favor: “Father, I bought a luxurious hair straightener that I am bringing to my mother as a birthday gift. It comes in a sealed box and I know that it exceeds the value allowed by Customs. I am afraid that they will take it away from me. Would it be possible for you to tget it through Customs? It occurs to me that, perhaps, under your cassock…” “I will be happy to serve you, my daughter, but I warn you: I cannot say a single thing that is not truthful.” “Father, with what you represent, no one will dare to search you.” When they arrived at the Customs area, the lady let the priest go before her… The officer asked: “Father, do you have anything to declare?” The priest said: “From the waist up, I have nothing to declare.” The officer thought it was a very strange answer. So he asked him: “And what do you have to declare from the waist down?” “I have a wonderful instrument, designed to be used by women, but which remains unused until now.” Laughing, the officer said: “Go ahead, Father! ” -o-o-o- “I was a great help to the 1964 Cardinals, who even won the World Series against the Yankees… I got sick with hepatitis” … Bob Uecker -o-o-o- New Excuse for ‘Party’ Husbands This story is like many others at the beginning. A businessman is returning from his office in the afternoon and in the middle of a heavy downpour, he sees a beautiful woman at the bus stop, so he stops his car and says: “Would you like a ride?” She accepts and to thank him, she invites him to her apartment. But, instead of the coffee she had offered him, she serves him a good brandy. The lady takes a shower and changes her outfit to a very seductive one. The rest is pretty much the same as always, until he wakes up with the beautiful woman next to him in bed. For the first time since the previous day, he remembers his wife, and started wondering what to do. Suddenly, he takes the cell phone, calls his wife and shouts: “My Dear Loooove!… Don’t pay any ransom, I managed to escape! -o-o-o- Thanks to life that has given me so much, including a reader like you. ATTENTION : You can read the recent archive of Juan Vené en la Pelota in Spanish, on the Internet, at: El deporte vuelve a unirnos. [email protected] @juanvene5 TREMENDO ESTACIONAMIENTO RESTAURANT CASTIZO Y VINOS EN PLENA AVENIDA 27 1673 SW 27th Ave. MIAMI FL, 33145 TEL: (305) 640-5658 USTED COME BIEN EN SU CASA Y AQUI (En Español) Desorden de Cada Sábado “Ese tipo batea muy bien las buenas rectas. Por eso, solamente le lanzo rectas malas” … Larry Andersen. Coral Gables, Florida ( VIP-WIRE ) – Un Sacerdote Conocedor y Astuto La Trinchera de Tito. Una distinguida dama venía en un vuelo de Irlanda a Miami; y pidió a un sacerdote que estaba a su lado, le hiciera un favor: “Padre, compré una finísima plancha para el cabello que le llevo de regalo a mi mamá por su cumpleaños. Viene en caja cerrada y sé que sobrepasa el valor permitido por la Aduana. Tengo miedo que me la quiten. ¿Será posible que usted me la pase por la Aduana? Se me ocurre que, quizás, debajo de su sotana…” “Me encantará servirte, hija mía, pero te advierto: No puedo decir una sola cosa que no sea la verdad”. “Padre, con su investidura nadie se atreverá a revisarlo”. Al llegar a la requisa, la señora dejó que el padre pasara antes que ella… El oficial preguntó: “Padre, ¿trae algo qué declarar?” Dijo el sacerdote: “De la cintura para arriba, no tengo nada qué declarar”. El oficial pensó que era una respuesta muy extraña. Así que le preguntó: “¿Y qué tiene que declarar de la cintura para abajo?” “Traigo un maravilloso instrumento, diseñado para ser usado por las mujeres, pero que hasta este momento permanece sin estrenar”. Soltando una carcajada, dijo el oficial: “¡Adelante, Padre! “ -o-o-o- “Aporté gran ayuda a los Cardenales de 1964, para ganar hasta la Serie Mundial a los Yankees… Me enfermé con hepatitis” … Bob Uecker -o-o-o- Excusa Nueva para Maridos Bonchones Esta historia en su comienzo, sí es igual a muchas. Un empresario vuelve de su oficina por la tarde y en medio de un gran aguacero, ve a una bella mujer en la parada de los autobuses, por lo que detiene su automóvil y dice: “¿La llevo?” Ella acepta y para agradecerle, lo invita a su apartamento. Pero, en vez del café que le había ofrecido, le sirve un buen brandy. La dama se baña y se cambia de traje. El de ahora, muy seductor. Lo demás es lo mismo de siempre, hasta que él se despierta con la hermosa al lado en la cama. Por primera vez desde ayer recuerda a su esposa, y se pregunta qué hacer. De pronto la idea: Toma el celular, la llama y le grita: “¡Amoooor!… ¡No pagues el rescate, he logrado escaparme! -o-o-o- Gracias a la vida que me ha dado tanto, incluso un lector como tú. ATENCIÓN: Puedes leer el archivo reciente de Juan Vené en la Pelota en la Internet, en: El deporte vuelve a unirnos. [email protected] @juanvene5 Related Topics Feature Click to comment Leave a Reply Cancel reply Your email address will not be published. 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