Laughter is Nutritional Food for the Soul – La Risa es Alimento Necesario del Alma

[IMPORTANT: Make this 4 times longer with much more detail]

Baseball Laughter is Nutritional Food for the Soul – La Risa es Alimento Necesario del Alma by Juan Vené February 8, 2025 “Mom! Can a six-year-old girl like me get pregnant?” “Oh no, honey!… That’s impossible. It has never happened in the entire history of mankind.” “Jaimito! Let’s keep playing the same old game. Mom says there’s no danger.” Coral Gables, Florida ( VIP-WIRE) – It was the first time that those two lovers slept together. Suddenly he said: “Wow, girl! But I thought you were really blonde.” -o-o-o- Luis Alejandro Masanti tells me that Argentina has the most beautiful women in the world, the most delicious meat, the most useless obelisk and the craziest taxi drivers behind the wheel. He also tells me: A tourist arrived at a hotel in Paris and saw a gold telephone. Logically, he asked, what did they use it for? “To talk to God.” “And how much does a minute cost?” “A million dollars!” Weeks later, the same tourist arrived at a hotel in Buenos Aires; and he also saw a gold telephone. Logically, he asked how much the call cost. The concierge answered: “A dollar. Because it is a local call. God resides here, in Buenos Aires.” -o-o-o- “My neighbor is more scandalous than a drunk in the early morning” … Pacomio. “The difference between a tree and a drunk is that the tree starts on the ground and ends at the top; and the drunk starts at the top and ends on the ground” … Anonymous. -o-o-o- Original quotes from Mafalda: “I have three wishes: to eat without getting fat, to love without suffering and to earn money without working. If instead of troops, the world were full of orchestras it would be wonderful. The stork brings nothing but embarrassing situations. Humanity is just a meat sandwich between heaven and earth. I am not antisocial, but I am socially selective. Of course, money is not everything, there are also checks and credit cards. I am not disheveled, but my hair has freedom of expression. I wonder if modern life is not more modern than life. The problem is that there are more interested people than interesting people. Half the world likes dogs; and to this day no one knows what “woof” means. It is not that there is no goodness, it is just that it is incognito. From time to time it is convenient to take instinct out for a walk.” -o-o-o- Thanks to life that has given me so much, even a reader like you. ATTENTION : You can read the recent archive of Juan Vené en la Pelota in Spanish, on the Internet, at: El deporte vuelve a unirnos. [email protected] @juanvene5 TREMENDO ESTACIONAMIENTO RESTAURANT CASTIZO Y VINOS EN PLENA AVENIDA 27 1673 SW 27th Ave. MIAMI FL, 33145 TEL: (305) 640-5658 USTED COME BIEN EN SU CASA Y AQUI (En Español) La Risa es Alimento N ecesario del Alma “¡Mamá!, una niña como yo, de seis años, ¿puede quedar embarazada?” “¡Ay, no, hija!… Eso es imposible. No ha ocurrido en toda la historia de la humanidad”. “¡Jaimito!, sigamos jugando a lo mismo de siempre. Mamá dice que no hay peligro”. Coral Gables, Florida ( VIP-WIRE ) – Era la primera vez que aquellos novios se acostaban juntos. De pronto él dijo: “¡Ay, chica! Pero yo creía que tú eras rubia de verdad”. -o-o-o- Me dice Luis Alejandro Masanti, que Argentina tiene las mujeres más lindas del mundo, la carne más deliciosa, el obelisco más inútil y los taxistas más locos al volante. Además me relata: “ Un turista llegó a un hotel en París, y vio un teléfono de oro. Lógicamente, preguntó, ¿para qué lo usaban? “Para hablar con Dios.” “¿Y cuánto cuesta el minuto?” “¡Un millón de dólares!” Semanas después, el mismo turista, llegó a un hotel en Buenos Aires; y también vio un teléfono de oro. Lógicamente, preguntó cuánto costaba la llamada. El conserje le respondió: “Un dólar. Porque es llamada local. Dios reside aquí, en Buenos Aires”. -o-o-o- “Mi vecino es más escandaloso que borracho de madrugada” … Pacomio. “La diferencia entre un árbol y un borracho, es que el árbol empieza en el suelo y termina en la copa; y el borracho, comienza en la copa y acaba en el suelo” … Anónimo. -o-o-o- Citas originales de Mafalda: “Tengo tres deseos: comer sin engordar, amar sin sufrir y ganar dinero sin trabajar. Si en vez de tropas, el mundo estuviera lleno de orquestas sería una maravilla. Puras situaciones embarazosas trae la cigüeña. La humanidad es solo un sandwich de carne entre el cielo y la tierra. No soy antisocial, pero eso sí, soy socialmente selectiva. Por supuesto, el dinero no lo es todo, también están los cheques y las tarjetas de crédito. No ando despeinada sino que mis cabellos tienen libertad de expresión. Me pregunto si la vida moderna no estará siendo más moderna que vida. El problema es que hay más gente interesada que gente interesante. A medio mundo le gustan los perros; y hasta el día de hoy nadie sabe qué quiere decir guau. No es que no haya bondad, lo que pasa es que ella está de incógnito. De vez en cuando conviene sacar a pasear un poco el instinto.” -o-o-o- Gracias a la vida que me ha dado tanto, incluso un lector como tú. ATENCIÓN: Puedes leer el archivo reciente de Juan Vené en la Pelota en la Internet, en: El deporte vuelve a unirnos. [email protected] @juanvene5 Related Topics Feature Mafalda Click to comment Leave a Reply Cancel reply Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked * Comment * Name * Email * Website Advertisement Facebook Latest Article Baseball / 2 weeks ago ESPN platforms to broadcast inaugural ‘Puerto Rico Challenge,’ A New College Baseball Series For Elite DI Teams UConn, Michigan, Missouri, Penn State, Rice, Stetson, Villanova, and UVA will Play in Ponce… By Latino Sports Baseball / 18 mins ago Laughter is Nutritional Food for the Soul – La Risa es Alimento Necesario del Alma “Mom! Can a six-year-old girl like me get pregnant?” “Oh no, honey!… That’s impossible…. By Juan Vené Basketball / 6 hours ago St. John’s Back On The Map: Red Storm Takes Down UConn NEW YORK, NY — St. John’s is officially back on the map. This week,… By Robert Rizzo Boxing / 11 hours ago Turki, Canelo, and Jake Paul: Usual Boxing Business Explained NEW YORK, NY — You have to understand Canelo Alvarez, Jake Paul, the Kings… By Rich Mancuso Baseball / 1 day ago Translator Ippei Mizuhara Sentenced – Sentencian al Traductor Ippei Mizuhara “A hardened bachelor is someone who loves to love someone, but without any honor… By Juan Vené More in Baseball Translator Ippei Mizuhara Sentenced – Sentencian al Traductor Ippei Mizuhara “A hardened bachelor is someone who loves to love someone, but without any honor… Mets And Alonso Needed Each Other NEW YORK, NY — Pete Alonso needed the New York Mets and they needed… Interviews with Tino Martinez and Andrew Velazquez at Pinstripe Pride Event EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ — There were 11 Latino MLB athletes signing autographs, taking pictures… Mexico advances to 2025 Caribbean Series Championship, defeating Puerto Rico in Semi-Finals SOUTH BRONX, NY — Last night’s semi-finals between Puerto Rico and host country and… Translator Ippei Mizuhara Sentenced – Sentencian al Traductor Ippei Mizuhara