A Saturday Uproar of This Column – Rochela Sabatina de Esta Columna

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Baseball A Saturday Uproar of This Column – Rochela Sabatina de Esta Columna by Juan Vené January 18, 2025 Coral Gables, Florida ( VIP-WIRE ) – I don’t know if this is a joke, a tragedy or what: A gentleman named Zachary Greear, 34, who lives in New York, was a passenger on United Airlines on a flight from Amsterdam to Newark, New Jersey. After two hours of flying, he urinated on his seat and part of the aisle. He explained that he had taken Xanax with whiskey, to calm his nerves, because he suffers from panic when entering a plane. Anyway, he was fined $10,000… Now, why won’t he wear diapers? -o-o-o- “If any government can’t prevent excessive crime, the solution is to legalize it; and have it pay taxes” … Joey Adams. “The crime situation in that city is such that one can walk 10 blocks without leaving the scene of the crime” … Joey Adams. “There was an alarm factory there, but it had to close because everything was stolen” … Joey Adams. “That criminal is a minor, so he doesn’t have a driver’s license, so he steals cars with drivers” … Joey Adams. “That corner is so dangerous because of crime that the bank there keeps its money in another bank” … Joey Adams. “The United States is the only country that has elected a convicted President” … Joseph McKadew. “There are people just like microwaves: they can heat, but they don’t cook” … Caso Cerrado (Case Closed). -o-o-o- Before the morning and Sunday sermon, already installed in the pulpit, Father Arsilio said : “There is among us a married man, who commits adultery with a woman, also married. If that gentleman does not leave a 100 dollar alms today, I will make his name and surname known next Sunday.” At the end of the mass, with the church already empty, the priest found in the alms boxes, 225 100 dollar bills, plus one $50 bill, accompanied by this message: “Father: Next Sunday I will leave you the other $50.” -o-o-o- A postal mail delivery man was bitten by a dog while on the job. Upon returning to headquarters, he reported it to his boss, who asked him : “And, did you put something in there?” No man, that animal likes it without seasoning! -o-o-o- “Philosophy is the science of free men” … Plato. “Only an educated mind can understand a thought different from its own, without having to accept it” … Aristotle. “The weak take revenge, the strong forgive, the intelligent ignore … Albert Einstein. -o-o-o- Thanks to life that has given me so much, including a reader like you . 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De todas maneras, lo multaron con 10 mil dólares… Ahora, ¿por qué no usará pañales?. -o-o-o- “Si algún gobierno no puede evitar el exceso de crímenes, la solución es legalizarlos; y que paguen impuestos” … Joey Adams. “La situación de la delincuencia en aquella ciudad es tal, que uno puede caminar 10 cuadras sin abandonar la escena del crimen” … Joey Adams. “Allá había una fábrica de alarmas, pero tuvo que cerrar, porque les robaron todo” … Joey Adams. “Ese delincuente es menor de edad, por lo que no tiene licencia para manejar, así que se roba los carros con chofer” … Joey Adams. “Esa equina es tan peligrosa por la delincuencia, que el Banco de ahí guarda su dinero en otro Banco” … Joey Adams. “Estados Unidos es el único país que ha elegido a un Presidente convicto” … Joseph McKadew. “Hay personas iguales a los micro hondas: calientan, pero no cocinan” … Caso Cerrado. -o-o-o- Antes del sermón mañanero y dominical, ya instalado en el púlpito, el padre Arsilio dijo : “Hay entre nosotros un hombre casado, que tiene relaciones de adulterio con una mujer, también casada. Si ese caballero no deja hoy una limosna de 100 dólares, daré a conocer su nombre y apellido el próximo domingo”. Al final de la misa, ya la iglesia vacía, el cura encontró en las alcancías para limosnas, 225 billetes de 100 dólares, más uno de $50, acompañado de este mensaje: “Padre: El próximo domingo le dejo los otros $50”. -o-o-o- Un repartidor de cartas del Correo fue mordido por un perro, durante su trabajo. Al regresar a la central, se lo informó a su jefe, quien le preguntó : “¿Y te pusiste algo ahí?” ¡No hombre, a ese animal como que le gusta sin aliño! -o-o-o- “La filosofía es la ciencia de los hombres libr es” … Platón. “ Solo una mente educada puede entender un pensamiento diferente al suyo, sin necesidad de aceptarlo” … Aristóteles. “Los débiles toman venganza, los fuertes perdonan, los inteligentes ignoran” … Albert Einstein. -o-o-o- Gracias a la vida que me ha dado tanto, incluso un lector como tú. 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